Cows, Gourds, Peeing, and 50-Year-Old Men


I milked a cow. With my mom.

I did not want to do that.


Joanna and a Cow

Joanna and a Cow



I went through a haunted corn maze and was forced through something called a “squeeze machine” that almost made me pee in my pants.

I did not expect to do that.

I sang “My Girl” as the front-woman to a cover band comprised of 50 year old men.

I did not intend to do that. … Now I’m excited to make a trek out to Delaware and bear witness to something called “Pumpkin Chunkin’.” I’m going to get to watch people catapult gourds through the air. My life may never be more complete than it is right now. p.s. I’m not enjoying Twilight very much.

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